I have pretty much spent my entire life trying to find ways to get out of bed on time. Nothing has ever worked.
Finally a device comes along that I shouldn’t dare try out. It’s the SnūzNLūz!
Set the clock with the embedded secure browser to donate money from your bank account to your most hated charity every time you hit snooze!
Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Now, if only we could register lazy sleepers to vote with this thing!
April 13, 2007 at 5:27 pm
This is a great idea. though i would have it pumping money to the charities i love…in $20 increments. that would probably be enough to get me out of bed or else lose $20 to a good cause every time the laziness takes over.